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Dilemna at Junction 30

02 Monday Apr 2012

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Sunday 1st April 2012 ko 12.00pm

Golesworthy Cup Quarter Final

TOPSHAM TOWN 3RDS 3 (Gibbons 35 Rouse 38 Ward 45)

CLYST VALLEY 3RDS 3 (Hine 6 Hood 73 Cooper 90)

AET Clyst Valley won 4-3 on pens

Att 22 (h/c)

Entry FREE

No Programme

The pretty Devon town of Topsham is often described as a suburb of Exeter, but does retain its own distinct identity. Part of it is that there are many Dutch style houses in Topsham dating from the time when the town was an important cotton port. Many of Topsham’s houses are built using Dutch bricks, which were brought over as ballast from Holland – to where the wool and cotton from South-West England had been exported. There is an excellent antique centre on the Quayside, where once I picked up a rather impressive cheese grater!

The genteel feel does not extend to the Exeter Road based Coronation Field. Leaving town you pass by the University of Exeter ground, under the M5 and Topsham’s home is the next thing you see on your right. A huge sign for Junction 30 of the M5 is visible from the far goal. The club have played in the South-West Peninsula League, but following relegation, now ply their trade in the top flight of the Devon & Exeter League. The ground is well appointed, and would have no difficulties in gaining SWPL grading. In fact tucked away at the far side is a set of floodlights, bought as salvage from the sadly demolished Clyst Rovers ground.

Things are looking up for Topsham. They’re third in the table some distance behind leaders Seaton Town, but with doubts on Seaton’s rather narrow pitch, there’s all to play for. Except of course that Mike and I weren’t there to watch the 1st XI! With this game kicking off at midday and another at Sidmouth straight afterwards this wasn’t a day to worry about semantics! An unexpected bonus was that another hopper thought the same. I hadn’t seen Taunton-based Martin Bamforth for 2 years, which was a real pity. Martin has a long line of groundhopping mishaps which he’s not embarrassed to recount. A favourite was driving to Edinburgh to watch Hibernian in a European fixture only to discover on arrival that it was Hibernians of MALTA that were at home that evening!

The Golesworthy Cup is primarily for teams who play in the 6th, 7th and 8th divisions of the Devon and Exeter League, although some Perry Street and District League teams do enter. With criteria like that it’s inevitable that there’s very few first XI’s in the draw, and with these two sides 4th and 6th respectively in Division 6 the fixture did look competitive. I was told that Topsham’s 4th XI had won the trophy last season.

The trouble was it that the game found new ways to be a poor spectacle. Firstly Topsham conceded a daft goal, keeper John Parkes fumbling Danny Hine’s hopeful lob, before racing into a 3-1 lead, and looking completely dominant. Trouble is, after half time they stopped the neat passing that had given them the advantage. David Hood came on for Clyst and despite suffering the after-effects of a Saturday night curry, he finished well to get his team back in the game. With time tight for the Sidmouth we really didn’t want extra time, but of course that’s what we got, after a poor clearance was knocked in by Sam Cooper with seconds left.

Of course extra time produced nothing, as the both teams had ran themselves into the dust. That delayed the inevitable penalties by half an hour, and in this case Clyst knocked in all 4 they took to win. Except it wasn’t quite as straightforward as that. Barlow took the 4th for Clyst which was saved. Unfortunately for Topsham he hadn’t waited for the whistle and he scored with his retaken kick

At the end the Topsham players bemoaned that one incident, but if they’d kept doing what they’d started they’d have won this one easily.

There’s frost on the graves and the monuments

07 Tuesday Feb 2012

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Saturday 4th February 2012 ko 8.00pm

Belgian Pro-League

STVV SINT-TRUIDENSE 0

CERCLE BRUGGE 1 (Vitokele 37)

Att 6,184

Entry €20

Yearbook and teamsheet FREE

Badge €4

After leaving Aachen,and warming up in Lee’s car, it was just an hour’s drive, clipping the edge of the Netherlands, before arriving in the Flemish city of Sint Truiden. Author Aldous Huxley briefly lived here.

With the temperatures falling still further, I don’t think any of us quite believed that the fixture would take place, even though the sage of Belgian football, Peter Abbott, had informed me that the pitch was state of the art 4G, and that it had passed an earlier pitch inspection. There was also the vexed issue of actually getting a ticket, as top flight Belgian games can have fairly stringent ticketing arrangements. We walked into the ticket office, brandishing our passports, and Lee’s details were taken, but otherwise the process was straightforward. We commiserated with the staff, as the heating in the club offices had failed. I used the visit to take pictures of the club banner and the East Stand, where I was to sit later.

We then checked into out hotel in nearby Hasselt, and enjoyed watchng the smokers’ dilemna at the entrance. Feed your addiction and get cold or stay in the warm and withdraw. We used the time at the hotel to load up on coffee, and put on every item of clothing we possessed. Twenty minutes later, back at the car we looked like 4 Michelin men!

I discovered from the Yearbook that the reason for the new pitch is that the club have dug down from the old pitch to build an underground car park. With that in place it’s taken the strain off the street parking, and the pitch played perfectly despite the freezing conditions.

It was quite biblically cold. My camera lens could only take around 5 seconds worth of exposure before freezing up, and needing to return to the warmth of my pocket. I couldn’t resist checking the temperature on my iPhone, in a state of amused horror!

Stayen is a stadium in progress. The club offices, and some shops, are held within the fabric of the modern north stand, which frankly doesn’t look like a football ground from the outside. We sat in the modern East stand, which almost unbelievably, featured a disco in the concourse! Opposite, the old West stand has been demolished, with just a tiny terrace on that side while the new stand is being built. For the groundhopper, the reason to visit Stayen is the narrow double deck stand behind the goal. Terrace below, and seats above, its the one remaining part of the old Stayen, and long may it survive.

There’s no reason for it to go, because STVV are marooned at the bottom of the league, and I saw nothing about them in this game to suggest that salvation is just around the corner. Once Igor Vitokele nodded home from a corner just after the half hour, their fragile confidence was shattered, as passes went astray, and the crowd began to get on the players’ backs. It wasn’t a bad game, and I wasn’t that cold, the layers of clothing worked well, but I couldn’t see how STVV could get back into the game. That was for two reasons, firstly because STVV offered so little, and secondly due to the freezing fog sweeping the ground, putting the fixture in some doubt.

After half time the STVV side was rejigged, but to little effect. The fog relented a little, although I note that the club have offered all those there a free ticket for their next home game, on the basis that you couldn’t see this one!! STVV huffed and puffed but at no stage did they look like even getting even an equaliser. I felt for them, as they were easy to deal with, a friendly club, but relegation looks certain.

And my radio says tonight its going to freeze

06 Monday Feb 2012

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3rd 4th & 5th February 2012

The idea of this trip was down to Lee West and Andy Croft. Being both groundhoppers and St Pauli fans they saw this as a trip to watch their team play at Allemannia Aachen’s new ground, and build a footballing weekend around it. The plan was to do 4 games in the Netherlands, Germany, Belgium and France over 3 days. With Chris Berezai aboard, it all looked rather good on paper…. Trouble is the weather intervened!!!

The first game was to be Go Ahead Eagles, in Deventer, Netherlands. The Slaapfabrik hotel (literally Sleepfactory) in nearby Teuge, was booked, and we took the Eurotunnel shuttle on Friday morning. By them, we’d lost Go Ahead Eagles to a frozen pitch, but had replaced it with equally nearby Apeldoorn. Travelling up though France and Belgium we watched firstly the temperature drop, then it started to snow.. By Antwerp, the motorway was down to a slow trickle, and the windows in Lee’s car were freezing, on the inside. Apeldoorn soon was postponed, despite their artificial pitch, leaving the only realistic option being Herenveen, in the north of the country. After 2 and a half hours, of crawling traffic, and having seen far too much of the Eindhoven ring road, the decision was made to head for the hotel and find a meal.

4 exhausted hoppers, staggered into the hotel, and from that moment everything began to look up. The proprietor showed us to our rooms, each named after somewhere she’d visited ( I got Bora Bora), and we were impressed at both the size and specification. Just as importantly she phoned up a nearby restaurant, The Take Off, so we could have a meal. They’d closed the kitchen for the night, but agreed to reopen for us. With the village thermometer showing -12C we shuffled over to the restaurant, a converted airport terminal, to be met by our waiter.

“So lads, 4 pints and 4 steaks then?” Absolutely delicious and most welcome. Lee went for the Sea Bass, which he demolished nearly as quickly as I did my steak! We were walking back to the hotel when we spotted a little bar. Not much seemed to be going on but, purely for research purposes we decided to have a swift half. The welcome we got when they worked out that our itinerary wasn’t a joke, was as warm as it was cold outside.  What should have been a quick half turned into a hugely enjoyable evening and if it wasn’t for the early start on Saturday we’d have stayed until the small hours. The meat nibbles served up between drinks were also very popular!

The Slaapfabrik had one more treat for us. The continental breakfast served with the winter panorama was a beautiful and delicious end to our stay in Teuge.

The best bit of course is that since we’d seen no football, we get to go back!!!! Here’s a link for the hotel, they deserve it. http://www.deslaapfabriek.nl/

Quitting the Evil Weed

26 Thursday Jan 2012

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Wednesday 24th January 2012 ko 7.45pm

Wessex League Premier Division

TOTTON & ELING 2 (Feeney 34 Anderson 83)

CHRISTCHURCH 1 (Crutchley 90)

Att 59 (h/c)

Entry £6

Programme £1 (reissue from 29/11/11)

Tea 80p

Cheeseburger £1.50

This was my third choice game, but with both Banstead Athletic and AFC Totton falling victim to waterlogged pitches, I plumbed for the Millers Park. What made the choice remarkable is that Totton and Eling’s ground in Little Testwood Park is adjacent to AFC Totton’s! Still, no complaints here, and a tick’s a tick! Continue reading →

If Cornered Will Fight

21 Saturday Jan 2012

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Saturday 21st January 2011 ko 10.30am

Oxfordshire FA U14 Girls County Cup Quarter Final

TOWER HILL VIXENS 0

CARTERTON FC 2 (42 54)

Att 21 (h/c)

Entry FREE

No Programme

Refreshments Available

Since I let it be known that I would be attending this game, I’d had a few calls commenting that it shouldn’t count towards my records. I pondered that one, and came to the conclusion that its a game of football, so it counts. But why was I there at all?  That was down to Ali Haining, my boss many years ago, and manager of the Tower Hill side. We hadn’t had a chat since seeing each other at a funeral in 2004.  So there you go, these days I’m available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and U14 football matches!

The West Witney Sports Ground is to be found by the B4027 Burford Road, if you’ve ever visited Witney Town’s Downs Road Ground, chances are that you’ve passed here.

On a horrible wet cold, and windy morning the place was packed. I had to park on the grass verge outside, as a multipicity of games were taking place on the ground, on various sizes of pitches. I recognised the referee from my 10-10 at Islip a few months ago. https://laurencereade.wordpress.com/2011/10/02/the-i-was-there-game/

Tower Hill have no Saturday male team, that’s the job of West Witney of the Witney and District League. They have a reserve team, but every other team falls under the Tower Hill banner. I was reminded of my visit to SanFrecce Hiroshima back in the summer. Not for the stadium, or the conditions, but for the field outside where hundreds of children were learning about the game by playing and having fun.  Any snobbery I could have felt disappeared with that thought. https://laurencereade.wordpress.com/2011/12/20/the-big-day-at-the-big-arch/

The game saw the Vixens pitted against their counterparts from Hellenic League Carterton FC. I’d looked up “Vixen” for some inspiration before setting out. Obviously its a female fox, but I was rather taken with the comment, “Will fight if cornered.” It turned out to be  positive metaphor for the game, as the two sides worked extremely hard to both master the conditions and the opposition.

When watching the womens’ game you have to accept that the pace is slower, but once I got used to that, the game ebbed and flowed nicely. I thought an error would settle the contest, and as usual I was wrong. A corner was floated in and a forward was able to bundle the ball in. Soon after, a through ball found a Carterton forward; her shot cannoned off the defender’s foot to wrong foot the keeper for 2-0.

A little harsh on the hosts I thought, although Carterton had enjoyed marginally more possession. For all of that this was football in its purest form in some respects, played for the enjoyment only.

Test Match

14 Saturday Jan 2012

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Friday 13th January 2012 ko 7.45pm

Wessex League Division One

TEAM SOLENT 3 (Kinge 20 Churms 30 Edwards 74) Edwards missed penalty 74

PETERSFIELD TOWN 1 (Coker 70)

Att 148

Entry & Programme £4

Tea 50p

Pot Noodle £1.50

Test Park, is the Sports Ground of Southampton Solent University, and is to be found on Lower Brownhill Lane, just off Junction 1 of the M271. It’s a modern set-up with some real quirks. The car park is small and the lane narrow, so its well worth arriving early to get a parking spot. There doesn’t appear to be good public transport links either. The team are attached to the University, and seem to attract players doing courses after being released by other football clubs.

The facilities have the feel of a leisure centre, rather than a Step 6 football team. You buy your match ticket at reception, and there’s a large lounge area. Its got ESPN tv, but the bar facilities haven’t been installed yet, so there’s a hot water urn, and sweets for sale. It does the job for now. The ground reflects the fact that its Team Solent’s first season in the Wessex League. The rails and floodlights are in place, as is the turnstile block, but the “Meccano” stand won’t arrive for another few weeks. The ground will have been massively improved, fulfil all ground grading issues, but be almost totally lacking in character. That, I suppose will come with age.

Another improvement with time will be how the club copes with 1. a crowd, and 2. the needs of groundhoppers. The procedure of selling tickets at reception at least meant the queue at the turnstile moved slightly quicker, but the real issue was that each ticket issued was having “Adult” and a message allowing free entry to their next home game written on the back of it. It may work when the attendance is 40 or so, on this occasion it produced a massive queue that meant many missed kick-off. I ended up getting the teamsheets photocopied, and the manager admitted that a lot of hoppers had asked for the lineups, and he’d told them to look in the programme. I’ve long since known that clubs don’t understand hoppers, and vice-versa! Mind you the club took heed of the number of phone-calls they’d received, and printed 150 programmes; I would imagine that’s around 6 times more than the normal print run!

One area thought the club has got right though is the playing side. On a bitterly cold evening they had far too much for their visitors. They raced into a two goal lead, before being pegged back before half time. They continued to dominate in the second period, and the winner came when Declan Edwards’ penalty was well saved by John Burnett but the rebound fell kindly to Edwards and he was able to tap home.

Correctly Team Solent are planing for Wessex Premier football. Whilst the hopper-fest tested them closely, they’ll have learned from the experience and I expect they’ll be far better able to cope next time they get a big crowd.

3, 2, 1!

30 Friday Sep 2011

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Wednesday 28th September 2011 ko 7.30pm

Gloucestershire Northern Senior League Reg Davis Cup Final

GALA WILTON 3 (Hoskins 2 Hemming Bolton 27og)

STAR FC 2 (Gluyas 33 Conway 44)

Att 165 (h/c)

Entry & Programme £2 (but see below)

Match played at Glevum Park, Gloucester (Tuffley Rovers FC)

Consider if you will, a League Cup competition so well organised that it’s completed from start to finsh in September. Consider also, that this is a league where the top division sits a full 8 promotions from the football league. For this was one of the best organised cup finals I’ve ever attended, perhaps only surpassed by the Japanese Students Prime Minister’s Cup. The programme was excellent, it was easy to get the line ups and any piece of information was either in the programme or a simple question away. In fact the only thing that a few days after the event that still puzzles me is exactly how much was it to get in?

The front of the programme says £3, I was charged £2, but Lee West behind me was handed his programme and told he owed me a pound! Work that one out!

Glevum Park saw Hellenic Premier action comparatively recently, and it shows. Spick span, albeit with a lack of a bar area, it would quicky fall into the “bog standard step 5” category if isn’t wasn’t for that stand. I’ve never seen on of those before! In fact that only other ground I’ve seen seats like that were at North Leigh and they’ve long since been ripped out. I believe they call that “Progress.”

And what a game it was! After half an hour it looked like it would be a case of how may Gala could get but then the club formerly known as Eagle Star, found their feet. Yes they scored just the two, but hit the crossbar and missed when it looked a good deal easier to score, and don’t be fooled by the lack of goals in the second half either, this was a cracker from start to finish.

The Mickey Mouse Quotient

09 Friday Sep 2011

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Cheltenham Association Football League Division 2

TEWKESBURY TOWN 4 (Jordan 15 57 Halling 55 75)

NORTHWAY 1 (Higgins 24)

Att 47 (h/c)

Entry FREE

Nothing for Sale

Many groundhoppers have standards of football beyond which they won’t venture, a favourite measure is whether a programme is available. For others it’s a specific level, measurable by how many promotions it would theoretically take to reach the Football League.

As a result the Cheltenham League is off the beaten track for many, and it’s generally difficult to sell a game on a pitch behind a school, with no cover, and no facilities.  For all of these perceived difficulties this was an enjoyable evening out. It helped that the club were kind enough to phone me to offer directions and both sides gave information about the lineups and themselves freely. It was handy for the neutral also, that the two sides are local rivals, hate each other, and the two benches spent the encounter glowering at each other from opposite sides of the pitch. A division 4 game was taking place on the adjoining pitch to add more flavour.

So what was it like? Well the standard was predictably poor, but I’ve seen a lot worse, and at a far higher level, but it was always entertaining. We had the unusual sight of Northway’s Steve Prosser being booked for dissent, whilst a non playing substitute, but his side’s defence was notably more incompetent than their opponents’ and in  the second half the home side made that implied advantage count.